Sunday, January 22, 2006

How to have sex on an airplane, hmm, maybe later

I have little desire to write right now. I wanted to tell you about the flight back to Europe, and how we couldn’t keep our hands off each other, I wanted to tell you about the double penetration and the multiple squirting orgasms, the bruises on my breasts and early morning fingering, but I can’t. Because all of those things I just mentioned, plus the jetlag thats been dragging out for the past week, and general fatigue and frigid temperatures have brought on one hell of a bladder infection and I am just exhausted. Nauseated and anxious and exhausted.

In the mean time, I give you this, from him, kitty, grandma:

Does not fucking you last night qualify for “behaving myself”?  Does fucking you in the ass a few nights ago _not_ qualify?  How about evoking the Amrita and a vaginal orgasm?  A good grandma would praise the boyfriend for that at least.  And I think if your grandma knew about the phenomenon and how it feels, deep down she would approve, although she might never admit it.

I think she is a wonderful grandma.  You always have to see the cultural and moral context someone is operating in.  

If you have the chance, send my love.

Love,

*

On 1/21/06 2:02 PM, kitty wrote:

greetings, sort of

 


 

From: grandma
To: kitty
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2006 21:52:10 EST

Hi,
I sent your books off last Tuesday.  Hope you’re not freezing to death.  It has been pretty cold here, but no snow to speak of.  Tell *, Hello, and to behave himself.  I go for my preop exam Monday.  My mammogram came back negative for which I am thankful.

Love,
Grandma

Posted by Desyl at 21:52:59
Comments

One Response to “How to have sex on an airplane, hmm, maybe later”

  1. hanry says:

    i love your fucking story
    I want to make love to you ,darling

Leave a Reply